my 7 N 1/2 love affairs!

Life is very easy, until you find one in a million pieces that drives you crazy, the one of all the stars you were looking for and thought that yeah she’s the one. Life is very easy until you find that little tickle inside your pants when you smell a chance of flesh that might be yours. Life is very easy until you’ve decided to go berserk and do all shorts of crazy things just to impress the opposite sex. Yes life is very easy until you find a girl. So now that you know about this simple truth of the most amazing facts of this world, you would be wondering, my life is still very easy and I have a girl. Then let me clear your doubts mate. But before that, I would like to make a disclaimer that I am no LOVE guru; I am just a victim of the famous pains and gains that you ought to have when you find that one little happiness that ruins your life!
Have you ever thought who pays the bills when you people go out supposedly on a date? Have you ever thought who has to travel long distances to see a glimpse of your beloved? Have you ever thought who turns a normal Sharif guy into a classic devdas or even a modern dev-d? Yes, she is the one, the one that you dream of every night. The one for whom you could fight with the family, the one who could make you do things which no one expected you to do! I know you haven’t thought about it, and you might be cursing me for the bare truths that I’ve mentioned but sooner or later you’ll realize that love begins with a loss and a comprehensive victory. The person who suffers loss thinks that he has won…sadly he’s the guy…and the person who wins has simply won. Hats off to you lady!
I never thought that I could be one of the victims but once you get trapped in those mesmerizing charm it’s impossible to come out of it without being a loser. I ran after street dogs or rather they chased me, I lied, I even stole money from my father’s purse but I lost. They weren’t happy even after the defeat, winning wasn’t everything they wanted. And here they have made me write a novel or may be an experience that I could share with my male species. Thanks to you senoritas, I still love you for what you people have made out of me, a poet, a writer, a drunkard, a passive smoker, an active smoker, a leader, a Romeo, an eve teaser and everything that you could think of! I was Mr. Nobody and still happy until I met her or infact met THEM but now, I am somebody that I hate to be, but still I can do nothing about it. Thank you again! I love all of you!