Monologue by Rahul-
It’s been long since I’ve stopped missing her. I don’t miss her when I’m drunk, I don’t miss her when I’m in my senses, I don’t miss her when I’m smoking and inching towards a dead end and I don’t miss her when I’m sitting and waiting for the time when I can light up another smoke. I don’t miss her even when I’m thinking about her. I simply don’t miss that girl with black innocent eyes, a totally different gait from the rest, a deadly laughter that could compete with the most appalling laughs you would have ever come across, a kurti or a round neck tee shirt covering every inch of the flesh, what gives me enough reasons to miss her? I can’t remember a single convincing reason.
Although every single thing that mattered to me be it my dinner, my lunch, my smoke, my beer, my recharge coupons, my going to the gym, my avoiding the gym, in some way had something to do with that girl. When she smiled, I smiled…when she cried, although I didn’t cry but yeah I did feel the pain but still I don’t miss her now! I mean, why should I? Why should a boy like me miss a girl who did nothing but evolved a different new personality of me? Why should a boy like me miss her who did nothing but inspired me every time I was on a low, who laughed at my jokes, who sang songs for me? Why should I miss her?
And now when the much anticipated inevitable end is approaching, I would like to say just one thing- I DON’T MISS YOU BABY!
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
my 7 N 1/2 love affairs!
Life is very easy, until you find one in a million pieces that drives you crazy, the one of all the stars you were looking for and thought that yeah she’s the one. Life is very easy until you find that little tickle inside your pants when you smell a chance of flesh that might be yours. Life is very easy until you’ve decided to go berserk and do all shorts of crazy things just to impress the opposite sex. Yes life is very easy until you find a girl. So now that you know about this simple truth of the most amazing facts of this world, you would be wondering, my life is still very easy and I have a girl. Then let me clear your doubts mate. But before that, I would like to make a disclaimer that I am no LOVE guru; I am just a victim of the famous pains and gains that you ought to have when you find that one little happiness that ruins your life!
Have you ever thought who pays the bills when you people go out supposedly on a date? Have you ever thought who has to travel long distances to see a glimpse of your beloved? Have you ever thought who turns a normal Sharif guy into a classic devdas or even a modern dev-d? Yes, she is the one, the one that you dream of every night. The one for whom you could fight with the family, the one who could make you do things which no one expected you to do! I know you haven’t thought about it, and you might be cursing me for the bare truths that I’ve mentioned but sooner or later you’ll realize that love begins with a loss and a comprehensive victory. The person who suffers loss thinks that he has won…sadly he’s the guy…and the person who wins has simply won. Hats off to you lady!
I never thought that I could be one of the victims but once you get trapped in those mesmerizing charm it’s impossible to come out of it without being a loser. I ran after street dogs or rather they chased me, I lied, I even stole money from my father’s purse but I lost. They weren’t happy even after the defeat, winning wasn’t everything they wanted. And here they have made me write a novel or may be an experience that I could share with my male species. Thanks to you senoritas, I still love you for what you people have made out of me, a poet, a writer, a drunkard, a passive smoker, an active smoker, a leader, a Romeo, an eve teaser and everything that you could think of! I was Mr. Nobody and still happy until I met her or infact met THEM but now, I am somebody that I hate to be, but still I can do nothing about it. Thank you again! I love all of you!
Have you ever thought who pays the bills when you people go out supposedly on a date? Have you ever thought who has to travel long distances to see a glimpse of your beloved? Have you ever thought who turns a normal Sharif guy into a classic devdas or even a modern dev-d? Yes, she is the one, the one that you dream of every night. The one for whom you could fight with the family, the one who could make you do things which no one expected you to do! I know you haven’t thought about it, and you might be cursing me for the bare truths that I’ve mentioned but sooner or later you’ll realize that love begins with a loss and a comprehensive victory. The person who suffers loss thinks that he has won…sadly he’s the guy…and the person who wins has simply won. Hats off to you lady!
I never thought that I could be one of the victims but once you get trapped in those mesmerizing charm it’s impossible to come out of it without being a loser. I ran after street dogs or rather they chased me, I lied, I even stole money from my father’s purse but I lost. They weren’t happy even after the defeat, winning wasn’t everything they wanted. And here they have made me write a novel or may be an experience that I could share with my male species. Thanks to you senoritas, I still love you for what you people have made out of me, a poet, a writer, a drunkard, a passive smoker, an active smoker, a leader, a Romeo, an eve teaser and everything that you could think of! I was Mr. Nobody and still happy until I met her or infact met THEM but now, I am somebody that I hate to be, but still I can do nothing about it. Thank you again! I love all of you!
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Big Bang Theory!
7:30 pm
Room no- 4c/204
Status- plan ready to be executed
Member status- everyone ready
I had 30 precious minutes in my hand to have a life time opportunity, and I knew I will be a fool if I let off this one. We separated into four groups of two each. Every group had a task cut out.
Alpha- me and nik
Beta- arya and abhinav
Gamma- ankit and piyush
Delta- rajat and lucky
‘Any questions guys?’ I was the head of the operations.
‘No sir.’ They all shouted. And we all smiled.
‘Then move on, everyone should be back by 7:40 pm, is that clear?’ I was a bit nervous about this whole plan.
‘Yes sir.’ Said the chorus. And everyone moved in opposite directions, towards the bathroom.
Scene 1
Alpha group
It was dark all around.
‘Hey dude, you think this will work out?’ Nik doubted as he lighted the incense sticks.
‘Put off the matchstick man, we’ll be caught, and by the way, it has to work. I have no other option.’
Cell phones can be unwanted at times; it lowers the blood pressure level and raises the anxiety level.
‘Where the hell are you? I’ve been waiting hero.’ My love, she was so cute.
‘Just 10 minutes, I’ll be right there.’
‘Your time starts….NOW!’ And she hung up.
Scene 2
Beta group
‘Common yaar, you are one lazy ass.’ Abhinav was in a hurry.
‘Chill dude, you are with the no problem guy. You light the incense I’ll, explain you the concept of no problem guy.’ The usual Arya ishtyle.
He went on and on and on about his mantra in life. Abhinav in the mean while completed the task and moved out. Smart guy.
Scene 3
Gamma group
‘Hey Piyush, can we take this bulb to our room? Don’t you think, it will add to the disco theme that we are planning?’ Ankit was ever so observing.
‘Always listen to your heart mate, take it.’ He extended his support without thinking boons and banes.
Task accomplished, and had a bonus in form of a bulb. Well done guys.
Scene 4
Delta group
No history found. Check for errors in the setting. JERKS!
Everyone was back by 7:38 pm, we were very precise.
‘Guys, do you think, I’ll make it?’ I badly expected a yes.
‘YES SIR.’
Friends are life.
7:43:26 pm
A deadly explosion was heard.
A guy came with a glow in his eyes and he shot- “there was a thunderous roaring sound of explosion heard at the hostel and places near about it. No casualties have been reported as of now. No group has claimed the responsibility till now and investigation is on.”
Just when he finished, BANG and BOOM. He was the only one in the room who had an expression of amazement.
He repeated again-“there was a thunderous roaring sound of explosion heard at the hostel and places near about it. No casualties have been reported as of now. THE GANG INFRONT OF ME CLAIMS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE BLASTS and investigation is STILL on.” He completed and left.
It was 7:45 and I had 5 more minutes for the deadline.
Room no- 4c/204
Status- plan ready to be executed
Member status- everyone ready
I had 30 precious minutes in my hand to have a life time opportunity, and I knew I will be a fool if I let off this one. We separated into four groups of two each. Every group had a task cut out.
Alpha- me and nik
Beta- arya and abhinav
Gamma- ankit and piyush
Delta- rajat and lucky
‘Any questions guys?’ I was the head of the operations.
‘No sir.’ They all shouted. And we all smiled.
‘Then move on, everyone should be back by 7:40 pm, is that clear?’ I was a bit nervous about this whole plan.
‘Yes sir.’ Said the chorus. And everyone moved in opposite directions, towards the bathroom.
Scene 1
Alpha group
It was dark all around.
‘Hey dude, you think this will work out?’ Nik doubted as he lighted the incense sticks.
‘Put off the matchstick man, we’ll be caught, and by the way, it has to work. I have no other option.’
Cell phones can be unwanted at times; it lowers the blood pressure level and raises the anxiety level.
‘Where the hell are you? I’ve been waiting hero.’ My love, she was so cute.
‘Just 10 minutes, I’ll be right there.’
‘Your time starts….NOW!’ And she hung up.
Scene 2
Beta group
‘Common yaar, you are one lazy ass.’ Abhinav was in a hurry.
‘Chill dude, you are with the no problem guy. You light the incense I’ll, explain you the concept of no problem guy.’ The usual Arya ishtyle.
He went on and on and on about his mantra in life. Abhinav in the mean while completed the task and moved out. Smart guy.
Scene 3
Gamma group
‘Hey Piyush, can we take this bulb to our room? Don’t you think, it will add to the disco theme that we are planning?’ Ankit was ever so observing.
‘Always listen to your heart mate, take it.’ He extended his support without thinking boons and banes.
Task accomplished, and had a bonus in form of a bulb. Well done guys.
Scene 4
Delta group
No history found. Check for errors in the setting. JERKS!
Everyone was back by 7:38 pm, we were very precise.
‘Guys, do you think, I’ll make it?’ I badly expected a yes.
‘YES SIR.’
Friends are life.
7:43:26 pm
A deadly explosion was heard.
A guy came with a glow in his eyes and he shot- “there was a thunderous roaring sound of explosion heard at the hostel and places near about it. No casualties have been reported as of now. No group has claimed the responsibility till now and investigation is on.”
Just when he finished, BANG and BOOM. He was the only one in the room who had an expression of amazement.
He repeated again-“there was a thunderous roaring sound of explosion heard at the hostel and places near about it. No casualties have been reported as of now. THE GANG INFRONT OF ME CLAIMS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE BLASTS and investigation is STILL on.” He completed and left.
It was 7:45 and I had 5 more minutes for the deadline.
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